Awesome, i actually did something with a friend for a change, went to the pub and got hammered with her and her mother.
How many sex on the beach cocktails did i have from the jug? 4.
How many vodkas did i consume before going out? 3
How many pints of beer did i have? 4
Result? absolutely twated.
My night consisted of messaging ex boyfriends and embarrassing myself, and looking through pictures of naked men with my friend on Gay dating apps on my mobile.
Whilst desperate for some sexual activity, i still got no cock. So not a fully successful night.
Although desperate, i wouldn't have sex with that 40 year old guy who kept sending me pictures of his freakishly long penis that had a freaky curve and looked like it was winking at me.
At least i still had my standards and a friend there to stop me.
Towards the end of the night:
Topless flashes, over 90000
vomit? luckily none
Sexual encounters, 1 i managed to sneakily brush my hand against a fit bartenders bulge.
Although quite a dull night for me, not a bad one, next time i just hope i get laid.
Wednesday 5 June 2013
Sunday 2 June 2013
Friends and Vodka
Me: "hey friends want to come out, i have a whole litre of vodka to share with you"
Friends: Sorry can't do today
Me: I am forever alone.
Now that you get the jist, today i have sat on my bed listening to Epic scores, and the harry potter soundtracks, slowly chugging a litre of vodka to myself, attempting to Finnish some music projects i have been working on, but being side tracked by dating app's and funny kitten videos.
This blog will be a not so often updated story of my crappy life, cause hey, it's the internet, people like to listen to other peoples bullshit regularly on this thing, so i thought i would give it a go.
If you havent already skipped to the next blog full of old crap, here's a bit of info on me.
1. 18 years old
2.Obsessed with online gaming
3. openly gay
4. has alcahol issues (well i must do right? all that vodka i consume)
I only like making list of 4. (not really just can't think of any more crap to list, i am literally that fucking boring)
Oh wait
5. i swear a lot.
woo, now you know more about me than i even knew about myself in the first place.
See you soon for the next post i suppose, and here is a cute ass kitten video:
see you around.
Parting words of wisdom, If a man offers you a lift don't get in his car, he will molest you.
Friends: Sorry can't do today
Me: I am forever alone.
Now that you get the jist, today i have sat on my bed listening to Epic scores, and the harry potter soundtracks, slowly chugging a litre of vodka to myself, attempting to Finnish some music projects i have been working on, but being side tracked by dating app's and funny kitten videos.
This blog will be a not so often updated story of my crappy life, cause hey, it's the internet, people like to listen to other peoples bullshit regularly on this thing, so i thought i would give it a go.
If you havent already skipped to the next blog full of old crap, here's a bit of info on me.
1. 18 years old
2.Obsessed with online gaming
3. openly gay
4. has alcahol issues (well i must do right? all that vodka i consume)
I only like making list of 4. (not really just can't think of any more crap to list, i am literally that fucking boring)
Oh wait
5. i swear a lot.
woo, now you know more about me than i even knew about myself in the first place.
See you soon for the next post i suppose, and here is a cute ass kitten video:
see you around.
Parting words of wisdom, If a man offers you a lift don't get in his car, he will molest you.
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